Vacation Time!
I’ve been pondering going on a vacation.
I don’t have a lot of free time, nor do I have the money to go romping about anywhere. So I’ve decided to go on a really cheap, really short vacation. It consists of me getting some Twizzlers Pull N’ Peel and Dr. Pepper, kicking back on the biggest, softest recliner I can find, putting on my David Cook CD at full volume and daydreaming for a good forty seven minutes.
I’ve still yet to decide whether I want to daydream about a sunbathed beach or a snowy cabin at midnight with a view of the aurora borealis. Course, I could always be on a sunbathed beach at midnight watching the aurora borealis…no, no that’s just silly.
If it’s a really good daydream I might stay there for an extra twenty two minutes. I need a tan.
